leelakin ([info]leelakin) wrote,
@ 2008-12-02 04:09:00
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SORRY 'BOUT THE WAR GUISE!1
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I gave [info]tania a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week [info]_telecaster and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I pushed [info]one48am in the mud (-17 points). In November I gave [info]kateheightmeyer a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1033 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
leelakin

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Wow, I sure am naughty. XD

♥

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[info]emeraldstag
2008-12-02 05:15 am UTC (link)
There was only one of those Iraqs I hope you know. You break it, you bought it!

Very naughty. But the moldy sandwich sounds gross. lol. XD

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[info]leelakin
2008-12-02 01:26 pm UTC (link)
pfffffff, I bet it was just molten cheese!

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[info]toasterdog
2008-12-02 02:48 pm UTC (link)
ICH UND DIE UN HABEN DIR DOCH VERBOTEN IN DEN IRAK EINZUMARSCHIEREN.

TZ TZ TZ.




PS: MOOOOAAHHFGASMSHSG EY ICH HAB KEINEN BOCK MEHR AUF DIESES BEKACKTE PROJEKT.

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[info]leelakin
2008-12-02 06:57 pm UTC (link)
WOOOOOOOOOS DIE UN KANN MIR GAR NIX XDDDDDDDDDDD

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[info]bensaret
2008-12-02 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I donated bone marrow to [info]alexds1 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I turned [info]rufftoon in for farting in church (3 points). Last Friday I pushed [info]leelakin in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I stole [info]buttfacemakani's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (582 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
Bensaret

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Mmm, you like dem mudpies, J?

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[info]leelakin
2008-12-02 06:48 pm UTC (link)
YOU GET POINTS FOR TURNING SOMEONE IN FOR FARTING AT CHURCH? XDDDD FOR SHAME!

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